Fwd: Dahej Mein Dhoka - Boys, Be Careful

Dahej mein dhokha

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         Mahesh

Fwd: Motor Insurance Quotes from Claim Forms

If we are unlucky enough to be involved in a car accident, of course it is never our fault.  The following quotes show what people write on their insurance claim forms.  Apparently these are strange but true stories.

Motor Insurance Quotes from Claim Forms

1. "I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.".

2. I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault as he had been run over before.

3. I collided with a stationary tramcar coming the other way.

4. I consider that neither vehicle was to blame but if either were to blame it was the other one (Irish).

5. I left my Austin Seven outside and when I came out later to my amazement there was an Austin Twelve.

6. Car had to turn sharper than was necessary owing to an invisible lorry.

7. To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.

8. "The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.".

9. The other car collided with mine without giving any warning of its intention.

10. The other man altered his mind so I had to run into him.

11. I told the other idiot what he was and went on.

12. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

13. I unfortunately ran over a pedestrian and the old gentleman was taken to hospital, much regretting the circumstances.

14. I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.

15. If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.

16. She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we met.

17. Cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.

18. Three women were talking to each other and when two stepped back and one stepped forward I had to have an accident.

19. There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.

20. A bull was standing near and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.



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         Mahesh

Fwd: Albert Einstein (Joke)

Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein, widely regarded as one of the most influential and
best known scientists of all time, was once traveling from Princeton
on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the
tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, the famous
physicist reached in his vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so
he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn't  there, so he looked in
his briefcase but couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat beside
him. He still couldn't find it.

The conductor said, "Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know
who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it."

Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor then continued down the
aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he
turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees
looking under his seat for his ticket.

The conductor rushed back and said, "Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I
know who you are. No problem. You don't need a ticket. I'm sure you
bought one."

Einstein looked at him and said, "Young man, I too know who I am.
What I don't know is where I'm going."

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         Mahesh

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         Mahesh

Fwd: AWARD WINNING ADS

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And The Best One

 

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         Mahesh

Fwd: A girl comes to the class late

A girl comes to the class late

Teacher: why are u late?

Girl: Actually madam I had started at regular time but what happened is, a boy was following me on my way to school.

Teacher: did he do any harm to u

Girl: no madam

Teacher: then why are you late?

Girl: that boy was walking very slowly
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         -[Mahe]