Fwd: A precious picture.

 

If this isn't the most precious picture....

The intensity of the dog's face shows more sincerity
than most people...






Ya' gotta' love the face on the dog!

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        ~Mahe.

Fwd: QUEER RATIONALITY.

 

 

QUEER RATIONALITY

 

1. Time doesn't wait for you.
R1:  Don't worry, Just remove the damn battery from your clock stop the time and Enjoy life!

 

2. You are expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person?
R2:  Don't expect a tiger not to attack you because you are a  vegetarian. 

 

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance, dress you wear, makeup you put on, flirting you do, but Beauty is  as expressed by what you are inside.
R3:  So try roaming naked, express yourself and see what happens!

 

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world!

R4.:   Boy do you have an Attitude? Good Luck!

 

5. Every woman wishes that her daughter will marry a luckier man than she did
and her son should never find a wife as smart as his father did!

R5: Wishful Thinking Lady.

 

 

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused to honor the claim.

R6:The bastards said, "The man who never lived, is not dead." Though they collected the premium

 

 

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
R7: The Pond owner is suing the wife dumper of being cruel to his Crocodiles!

 

 

8. You had so many options for suicide:
    Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
R8: But you  chose Marriage,  a long, slow, sure and tormenting process of death. 

 

 

9. Only 20 percent boys have brains,
R9. Because rest have girlfriends!

 

 

10. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive.
R10:  Or are married to some others!

 

 

11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
      We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

R11:  Tell me who should I listen to?

 

 

12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
      When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…

R12:  Oye Ganpat, go bring me the Whisky!

 

 

13. 10% of road accidents are due to mindless drunken driving.

R13:  90% of accidents are due to mindful driving without drinking?  So mindless driving has more safety built into it.

 

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        ~Mahe.

Fwd: Think Once Again.

Think Once Again

 As I jumped off the building's 11th floor...........

10th floor

 

9th floor

7th floor

 

6th floor

 

4th floor

 

3rd floor

 

2nd floor

 

ground floor

 

 

 

 

Life in all its sorrows and happiness, is still beautiful and precious....

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        ~Mahe.

IPL Awards!

Dear All, (only those interested in ongoing IPL ) Later this week, the IPL awards will be handed out and, in keeping with the glitz and glamour and off-field antics that characterize this version of the game, it's got everyone in a tizzy. Normally, the names of winners are kept a closely guarded secret but with so many secrets tumbling out of the IPL closet, this one too has been leaked. Here is the jury, the categories and the winners. IPL Awards Jury Pranab Mukherjee, P. Chidambaram, INC (Indian News Channels), Lalu Prasad Yadav, Brinda Karat, Shobhaa De, Income Tax Department. 2010 IPL Award Winners Most Promising Player: Lalit Modi for making too many promises he couldn't keep. Best IPL Debutante: Shashi Tharoor who scored heavily without playing a match. Most Powerful Hitter: Sharad Pawar, as former BCCI boss he has final say on IPL's future. Best Catch: Deepika Padukone, by Royal Challengers and Siddharta Mallya in particular. Best Stumping: Lalit Modi by Shashi Tharoor. Most Male Fan Following: Cheerleaders. Most Female Fan Following: Lalit Modi (being chased for VIP passes). Worst Match: Shashi Tharoor and Sunanda Pushkar. Best Match: Nita Ambani and Sachin Tendulkar. Costliest Dropped Catch: Preity Zinta and Ness Wadia. Costliest Match: Ravi Shastri and Sunil Gavaskar. Best Commentator: Mandira Bedi (when she wasn't speaking). Worst Commentator: Danny Morrison (when he was speaking). Most Consistent Performer: SRK (whenever he knew the camera was on him). Most Inconsistent Performer: Yuvraj Singh (when the camera focused on him batting). Most Dramatic Performance: Katrina Kaif In IPL's Bangalore Royal Challengers Music Video. Best New Cricketing Term: Sweat Equity. Best Expert Comment: Lalu Yadav on his son: "Yadavs should not be carrying towels and water bottles."

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        ~Mahe.

Charles Schultz Philosophy- so very true

Old one, but worth repeating. :)

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Charles Schultz Philosophy

The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read the e-mail straight through, and you'll get the point.
1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America Contest.
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.
6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.





How did you do?

The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.




Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:
1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.
2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.
4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with

Easier?

The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care.



Pass this on to those people who have made a difference in your life.??

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia "
(Charles Schultz)

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~Mahe.

At the Doc's Place

One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him "OK, what happened to your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, that's how I strained my back" The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now ..Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and I was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge." The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"