Fwd: The Ant Philosophy!

The Ant Philosophy!

 

I think everybody should study ants. They have an amazing four-part philosophy.

Here is the first part: Ants never quit. That's a good philosophy. If they're headed somewhere and you try to stop them; they'll look for another way. They'll climb over, they'll climb under, they'll climb around. They keep looking for another way. What a neat philosophy, to never quit looking for a way to get where you're supposed to go.


Second,ants think winter all summer. That's an important perspective. You can't be so naive as to think summer will last forever. So ants are gathering in their winter food in the middle of summer.
An ancient story says, "Don't build your house on the sand in the summer." Why do we need that advice? Because it is important to be realistic. In the summer, you've got to think storm. You've got to think rocks as you enjoy the sand and sun. Think ahead.


The third part of the ant philosophy is that ants think summer all winter. That is so important. During the winter, ants remind themselves, "This won't last long; we'll soon be out of here." And the first warm day, the ants are out. If it turns cold again, they'll dive back down, but then they come out the first warm day. They can't wait to get out.


And here's the last part of the ant philosophy. How much will an ant gather during the summer to prepare for the winter? All that he possibly can. What an incredible philosophy, the "all-that-you-possibly-can" philosophy.


So that's what the ant philosophy covers -

 

Never give up, look ahead, stay positive and do all you can.

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         Mahesh

Fwd: Think before you flirt out!

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke Without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party.As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and cupping a little feel here and a little kiss there.His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening" "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to my Boss, apparently he had the time of his life."

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         Mahesh

Fwd: Speedy Medical Service.

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         Mahesh

Fwd: Dahej Mein Dhoka - Boys, Be Careful

Dahej mein dhokha

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         Mahesh

Fwd: Motor Insurance Quotes from Claim Forms

If we are unlucky enough to be involved in a car accident, of course it is never our fault.  The following quotes show what people write on their insurance claim forms.  Apparently these are strange but true stories.

Motor Insurance Quotes from Claim Forms

1. "I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.".

2. I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault as he had been run over before.

3. I collided with a stationary tramcar coming the other way.

4. I consider that neither vehicle was to blame but if either were to blame it was the other one (Irish).

5. I left my Austin Seven outside and when I came out later to my amazement there was an Austin Twelve.

6. Car had to turn sharper than was necessary owing to an invisible lorry.

7. To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.

8. "The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.".

9. The other car collided with mine without giving any warning of its intention.

10. The other man altered his mind so I had to run into him.

11. I told the other idiot what he was and went on.

12. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

13. I unfortunately ran over a pedestrian and the old gentleman was taken to hospital, much regretting the circumstances.

14. I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.

15. If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.

16. She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we met.

17. Cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.

18. Three women were talking to each other and when two stepped back and one stepped forward I had to have an accident.

19. There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.

20. A bull was standing near and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.



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         Mahesh

Fwd: Albert Einstein (Joke)

Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein, widely regarded as one of the most influential and
best known scientists of all time, was once traveling from Princeton
on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the
tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, the famous
physicist reached in his vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so
he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn't  there, so he looked in
his briefcase but couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat beside
him. He still couldn't find it.

The conductor said, "Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know
who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it."

Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor then continued down the
aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he
turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees
looking under his seat for his ticket.

The conductor rushed back and said, "Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I
know who you are. No problem. You don't need a ticket. I'm sure you
bought one."

Einstein looked at him and said, "Young man, I too know who I am.
What I don't know is where I'm going."

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         Mahesh

Fwd: Sweet Emerging Market English

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Fwd: AWARD WINNING ADS

AWARD WINNING ADS

 

 

 

 

 

 

And The Best One

 

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         Mahesh

Fwd: A girl comes to the class late

A girl comes to the class late

Teacher: why are u late?

Girl: Actually madam I had started at regular time but what happened is, a boy was following me on my way to school.

Teacher: did he do any harm to u

Girl: no madam

Teacher: then why are you late?

Girl: that boy was walking very slowly
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         -[Mahe]

Fwd: Funny Toons.

Funny Toons

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         Mahesh

Fwd: Going Inner - Cartoons.

Going Inner - Cartoons :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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         Mahesh