Fwd: Is there anything that Rajini Can't ?

• Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it
• Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
• Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
• Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
• Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
• Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
• Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
• Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
• Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
• Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
• Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
• Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
• Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
• Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
• Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
• Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
• Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
• Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
• Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result - He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
• Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
• Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
• Rajinikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
• Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
• In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
• Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
• Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajinikanth".
• There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
• Rajinikanth's first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.

and the best of all:
     Rajinikanth knows what women really want. :P

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         Mahesh