Fwd: Few jokes.

Physics would have been much much Easier...
If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!

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How Newton Died?
.
.
He died After seen South Indian Movies..
.
Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He
Made...

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Moral of the movie ROBOT-
.
...
.

A girl can not only spoil a man but also machines ;-)

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Gals Language:
Stupid(U r Smart)
Idiot(U r Cute)
Shut up(I Luv u)
I'll kill u(I'll die 4 u)
GN(All slept u can cal me nw)


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When Alchohol is consumed,
Whatever is in the mind comes out...


So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.

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You know a
Crazy fact of todays generation
:Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!

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A Sign At A Petrol pump ...


"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless,
But
Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"

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The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

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Earlier
Luv Startd wid Eyes
Grew wid Gifts
Ended wid Tears


Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone
Grows wid Msgs
&
Ends wid "Upbhogta Kisi aur Call par Vyast hai " . (Person you are Calling is Buzy with some other Call)

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When u read a love message,
U never think of the person who sent u the sms..
But u think of the person whom u love the most!!
STRANGE..

sala kharcha kiska
aur
Charcha kiska! !!!

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The Trouble With The World Is That,

The Stupid's Are Full Of Confidence And
The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts …!!!

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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study: J

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         Mahesh