Fwd: Cool jokes about software engineers.

OFFICE HUMOUR!!!!!!!   ENJOY..

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A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.

A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.

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Ramu: I've just become a member of Rotary Club.

Somu: public member or private?

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Ramu: Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be wrong?

Somu: may be u have used float instead of double in the software.

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PS: Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to Suthi..?

Bull: Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by
Value or pass by reference.

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Ramu: I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...

Somu: how do you say that?

Ramu: he asked my physical address instead of my home address!

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Ramu: why people are beating that SW engineer black and blue?

Somu: it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vande mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!

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Ramu: Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive..

Somu: How do you say that?

Ramu: He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabian Sea.

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Ramu: Hey.... what's time now?

Somu: System time or local time.

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         Mahesh