Fwd: QUEER RATIONALITY.

 

 

QUEER RATIONALITY

 

1. Time doesn't wait for you.
R1:  Don't worry, Just remove the damn battery from your clock stop the time and Enjoy life!

 

2. You are expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person?
R2:  Don't expect a tiger not to attack you because you are a  vegetarian. 

 

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance, dress you wear, makeup you put on, flirting you do, but Beauty is  as expressed by what you are inside.
R3:  So try roaming naked, express yourself and see what happens!

 

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world!

R4.:   Boy do you have an Attitude? Good Luck!

 

5. Every woman wishes that her daughter will marry a luckier man than she did
and her son should never find a wife as smart as his father did!

R5: Wishful Thinking Lady.

 

 

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused to honor the claim.

R6:The bastards said, "The man who never lived, is not dead." Though they collected the premium

 

 

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
R7: The Pond owner is suing the wife dumper of being cruel to his Crocodiles!

 

 

8. You had so many options for suicide:
    Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
R8: But you  chose Marriage,  a long, slow, sure and tormenting process of death. 

 

 

9. Only 20 percent boys have brains,
R9. Because rest have girlfriends!

 

 

10. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive.
R10:  Or are married to some others!

 

 

11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
      We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

R11:  Tell me who should I listen to?

 

 

12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
      When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…

R12:  Oye Ganpat, go bring me the Whisky!

 

 

13. 10% of road accidents are due to mindless drunken driving.

R13:  90% of accidents are due to mindful driving without drinking?  So mindless driving has more safety built into it.

 

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        ~Mahe.