Fwd: Barbie's Grand Daughter .. Have a look!

Statutory Warning: This mail is strictly for Kids. If you're an adult, close this mail immediately. :D

Barbie's Grand Daughter .. Have a look!

Barbie's Grand Daughter....TWO EYES R NOT ENOUGH 2 C  ........        Sooooooo Cute...!! 
 

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         Mahesh

Fwd: The Letter

The Letter

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Kennedy opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H.

Kennedy was baffled, so he e-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help Within a few seconds the Marines cabled back with this reply: "Tell Kennedy he's holding the message upside down."

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         Mahesh

Fwd: Cell phone safety.

Please find attached Safety instructions on using Mobile. :)

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         Mahesh

Fwd: Cricket Fever!

Cricket Fever!

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         Mahesh

Fwd: Elders Tamasa.

And then there is Life itself

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         Mahesh

Fwd: My Age? Hey, I'm still very young!

My Age? Hey, I'm still very young!

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old. Well, you'll love this one.
 

 

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

 

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

 

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended DAV Sr Secondary, Chandigarh.

 

"Yes. Yes, I did," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

 

He answered, "In 1975. Why do you ask?"

 

"You were in my class!", I exclaimed.

 

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat A*s, Grey-haired, Decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked: "What did you teach???"

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         Mahesh

Fwd: Irritation, aggravation and frustration.

A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation,
aggravation, and frustration.

His father picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the
phone is answered, he asks, "Can I speak to Bill, please?"

"No! There's no one called Bill here," says the person who answered
the phone.

His father hangs up. "That's irritation," he says.

He picks up the phone again, dials the same number, and asks for
Bill
a second time.

"No, there's no one here called Bill. Go away. If you call again I
shall telephone the police," the person says.

His father hangs up and says, "That's aggravation."

"Then what's frustration?" asks his son. The father picks up the
phone and dials the same number a third time.

"Hello, this is Bill. Have I received any phone calls?" he asks
casually.


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        ~Mahe.