Fwd: Joke of the day.

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied, "I had three!" God was very Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted. God gave Shastri a Mercedes! Subhash Chandra Bose was asked the same question. When he replied that he had 10 children God was a bit upset and gave him a cheaper car, the Ford. The next is Jawaharlal. He decided to see what happens if he says he had 15 children. God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti. After Sometime, the three saw Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot. They ask why God hadn't given him anything Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that I was the father of a nation!"

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Fwd: Always Ask, Never Assume.

ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME !! His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'. The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.' 'Why?' asked the pilot. 'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.' The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'

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Fwd: Only way India can win World Cup!

The only chance for India to win FOOTBALL World Cup in future!!!

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Fwd: Love Story of an Engineering Student... How true!

 
A sad love story of an Engineering student……….
 

A guy was deeply in love with his classmate.

One day he proposed her by saying that he loved her a lot….

But she was angry and refused and threatened him that she'd complain to the Principal if he ever bothers her again.

One day the girl borrowed a text book from that boy and wrote a message "I love you too, I'm sorry to hurt you the other day.
 
if u've forgiven me, please come and talk to me and never leave me." in that book.


But the guy never talked to her.




4 yrs went away and nothing happened..
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Engineering guys never open their books!!!

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