Fwd: (Top Secret) Football Fever: Teams strategy revealed!

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        -[Mahe]

Fwd: George Bush & Abdul Kalam - Hilarious!

Note: Old one.

George Bush & Abdul Kalam While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He Asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to Surround him with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate." Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"   - - - -   - - - - Scroll down     - - - - - - -   - - - -   - -   Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!" "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam. He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza Rice to the test. Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem. "Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course." Much relieved Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's   - - - - - - - - -   - - - - -   - - - -           our Colin Powell !" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's   - - -- - - - - - - -   - - -   - - - -   - -     Manmohan Singh!"

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        -[Mahe]

Fwd: Cute zoo zoos.

Young Love..First Love Job joining day Time with friends celebrations with friends Quarrel with friends Having great time with loved one Making up the loved one Yippee time! And the Best one " IT engineer "

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        -[Mahe]

Fwd: Laugh for the day.

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job. He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing,   "You are the reason I don't have my wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job". He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says,   "Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved".

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        -[Mahe]

Fwd: The 99 Club!

Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content.

One day, the King came upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked.
 
This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant had so much joy.

The King asked the servant, "Why are you so happy?"

The man replied, "Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my family and I don't need too much - just a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies."
 
The king was not satisfied with that reply.

Later in the day, he sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After
hearing the King's woes and the servant's story, the advisor said,
 
"Your Majesty, I believe that the servant has not been made part of The 99 Club."

"The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?" the King inquired.

The advisor replied, "Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is, place 99 Gold coins in a bag and leave it at this servant's doorstep ."
 
Done.

When the servant saw the bag, he took it into his house. When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy... So many gold coins!
 
He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were only 99 coins. He wondered, "What could've happened to that last gold coin?
Surely, no one would leave 99 coins! "

He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive. Finally,
exhausted, he decided that he was going to have to work harder than ever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection.

>From that day, the servant's life was changed.
 
He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make that 100th gold coin. He stopped singing while he worked.

Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled.
 
When he sought  his advisor's help, the advisor said, "Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club."

He continued,
 
" The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented, because they're always yearning and striving for that extra one telling to themselves:
 
"Let me get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life ."

We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we're
given something bigger and better, we want even more!
 
We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all these as a price for our growing needs and desires.
 
That's what joining The 99 Club is all about."




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Fwd: Encouraging quotes!

Encouraging quotes!

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Fwd: Unfortunate ironic t-shirts To Get Arrested In.

These particular people got caught doing some kind of crime and are wearing these shirts when they get their mug shots

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        ~Mahe.

Fwd: Unusual Kids.

Unusual Kids

A bad Kiss..

 

 

Oh My dress

 

 

Helping Hands..

 

 

My Prayer

 

 

 

Severe Punishment..

 

 

Connecting Kids.

 

 

A Big Hug..

 

 

Hoz Ma Cap?

 

 

Sharing

 

 

Coolers..

 

 

My Fashion Dress..

 

 

Naughty / Shyness

 

 

Here We Goes!

 

 

Future Soldiers..

 

 

We Hate Politicians

 

 

 

And Finally

 

World Cleverest Kid!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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        ~Mahe.